Cooking, baking, and food experiments—now gluten-free and dairy-free.

Who is Lavender Toast? 💜

The chaotic food nerd who treats gluten-free, dairy-free living like a science experiment.

I experiment with GFDF desserts, protein bars, and sneaky food swaps that don’t taste like sadness.
If you’re tired of cardboard cookies and rubbery bread, stick around—I’m mixing up better options.

Because this slice?
🧪 Tests recipes like a mad scientist
🍰 Searches for desserts that actually slap
💡 Knows a sneaky food hack when they see one

If you want tips that make GFDF life feel like a treat, this is the slice for you.

If science can’t explain how good this tastes, I’ll just call it magic.

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My kitchen scale is the only thing that’s brutally honest with me—no sugarcoating.

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Did you know the microwave was invented by accident?

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If science can’t explain how good this tastes, I’ll just call it magic. ..... My kitchen scale is the only thing that’s brutally honest with me—no sugarcoating. ..... Did you know the microwave was invented by accident? .....

Lavender Toast: The Current Spiral

Confession: I don’t know what Lavender Toast is yet.

It started as a plan to review gluten-free, dairy-free snacks.
I even did a 24-day protein bar countdown during Christmas… and, yeah. That flopped. Hard.
Now I’m reviewing kitchen gadgets — but I only have so much counter space and even less clarity.

So here we are.

The direction is unclear. The energy is cozy. The BRUNO is thriving.

▶️ Start with the one that accidentally became the blueprint

New articles may be delayed until further countertop expansion. Please stand by.

Fresh off the Toaster - Lavender Toast