Meet My Toastmates - The Brainy Stack

These are my toasts.
I don’t know their names. I don’t need to.
I know who talks to spreadsheets, who hoards AI tools, and who still believes in budgeting for fun.

They are known as...

Cookie Butter Toast

The email assassin. Schedules her burnout like it’s an Outlook meeting.
Signs off with “Kind regards” and a subtle threat.
Tracks her enemies in Excel. Tracks her snacks in a secret drawer.

HR’s scared of her. Honestly? Same.

Blueberry Toast

The prototype launcher. Thinks in app ideas. Talks to AI more than people.
Her tabs have tabs. Her Notion is a sentient being.

Her love language is debugging your life for you.

Dangerous in the best way.

Peanut Butter Toast

The budgeter. Brunches hard, audits harder.
Turns credit card points into a spreadsheet hobby.
Once made a pie chart to explain emotional spending — and meant it.

She calls it responsible. Others call it intense.
(She’s both.)

I’m V, and this is my Brainy Stack.

Snack on a New Story Every Week……

Posting hot off the toaster every Mon, Wed & Sat 🔥🍞 Stay buttered up!

Posting hot off the toaster every Mon, Wed & Sat 🔥🍞 Stay buttered up!

Infographic showing the weekly schedule for the Brainy Stack from V’s Stack of Toast, featuring Blueberry, Peanut Butter, and Cookie Butter Toast. Each toast character appears on a different day with themed illustrations.