
Meet My Toastmates - The Foodie Stack
These are my toasts.
I don’t know their names. I don’t need to.
I know their snack habits, their coffee rituals, and which gluten-free desserts they’ve blacklisted.They are known as….
Strawberry Toast
The food critic. Brings a food diary to fine dining.
Analyses menu formatting like it’s a tax return.
Can detect hidden dairy faster than a sniffer dog.
Writes four-paragraph reviews — and adds a blood sugar score for accuracy.
Matcha Toast
The quiet café crawler. Chooses her cafés based on cup shape and coffee temperature accuracy. Only drinks iced long blacks and reviews each one like it’s wine.
Speaks in tasting notes. Travels with an emergency keep cup.
Probably on her third café of the day — and yes, it’s still 9am.
Lavender Toast
The chaos chef. Doesn’t believe in recipes, but does believe in owning five types of flour. Has a pantry full of ambition and a fridge full of half-finished experiments.
Is it a mess? Sometimes. Is it a masterpiece? Also sometimes.
You’ll never leave hungry — just mildly confused.
I’m V, and this is my Foodie Stack
Snack on a New Story Every Week……
Posting hot off the toaster every Tue, Thu & Sat 🔥🍞 Stay buttered up!
Posting hot off the toaster every Tue, Thu & Sat 🔥🍞 Stay buttered up!