I’ve been playing the loss leader game since steamed buns taught me capitalism. This post breaks it all down—from Costco’s $1.50 trap to birthday freebies designed to bait you with cake and leave with your dignity.

Chocolate isn’t just food — it’s collateral damage. This is your TL;DR on tariffs: what they are, who pays (spoiler: it’s you), and why Toblerones now cost more than emotional stability.

I spent two years over-researching, one year refreshing stock charts—and finally realised my super fund was winning anyway. This is the lazy, automated investment method that actually worked.

You thought you were the main character, but your bank’s been running a passive income empire—with your cash. Let’s talk about the GFC, interest rates, and why “safe” doesn’t mean smart.

Ever paid $14 for almond flour cake and wondered why? This is the peanut-buttery breakdown of value-added economics, cow-to-café inflation, and why you’re not just buying food—you’re buying a story.

I didn’t need the Hermès band—but I needed what it said about me. This post unpacks the psychology of luxury, Apple aesthetics, and the stories we buy for self-worth.

Turns out, the best financial move isn’t flashy—it’s boring. This Peanut Butter Toast post makes a case for compound interest, white tees, and investing like you’re allergic to chaos.