Turns out, “sorry” doesn’t make you polite—it makes you look guilty. This is your unapologetic guide to sounding more confident at work, complete with a cheat sheet, a Zac roast, and a very strong side-eye for spreadsheet sexism.

HR said it was market rate. My receipts said otherwise. This post breaks down the loyalty trap, popcorn resignations, and how I left with a $25K raise and zero regrets.

This isn’t rudeness—it’s a boundary. Learn the art of saying “that sounds like a you problem” in corporate-approved language and protect your sanity at work.

Loyalty is cute until it costs your health. This is your no-nonsense guide to walking exactly 1 KM at work—no more, no less.

Remember: their lack of planning is not your moral failing.

Your manager “doesn’t remember” your wins? That’s fine—you brought the receipts. This is your survival guide to documenting impact, surviving performance reviews, and quietly setting the room on fire.