The Toast Empire -
The Quick Start Guide
One girl. Nine Toasts. Too many spreads.
Nine Blog Persona. Each one a vibe!
This is your quick-start guide to spiralling (and snacking) with me.
Pick your toast. Pick your chaos. Scroll accordingly.
Click on each toast’s round icon to explore its page, featured post, and emotional flavour.
Matcha Toast
The traveller who plans trips entirely around food (and coffee, obviously).
Current Fixation - the Matcha Moments
A series where café visits become caffeine-fuelled reflections — three coffees at a time, each with its own gentle spiral.
Matcha Toast is all about remembering the moments in between: the barista who learns your name, the rainy morning that deserved a second espresso, and the quiet, familiar hum of a café that feels like a second brain.
Plain Toast
The rawest version of me before all the layers get added—no sugarcoating, no aesthetic filter, just unfiltered thoughts and existential spirals.
Current fixation : Let’s Toast To That
A series where I explore one quote, one book, and one soft spiral at a time — where reflections hit harder than summaries ever could
Plain Toast is where I pause mid-scroll to spiral about one line in a book that unexpectedly ruined me (in a good way), and somehow turned into a pantry-organising confessional.
Strawberry Toast
The dramatic diner who reviews everything from plating to playlist.
Currently Revisiting: The Review That Started It All
A degustation-turned-identity-crisis and the tiramisu that unintentionally built a blog.
Strawberry Toast is indulgent, emotional, and just a little unhinged — food writing as therapy, where plating, playlists, and personal breakthroughs collide.
Blueberry Toast
The curious tech girlie who lets AI pick her coffee, build her apps, and sometimes ruin her life (for content).
Current fixation: Build the Damn App (Paused)
It started as an app. Then snacks took over. We're paused — but the tech spiral lives on.
Blueberry Toast is my tech era with ADHD energy — one part digital dream, one part distraction, all archived mid-pivot and awaiting counter space (emotional and literal).
Marshmallow Toast
The spiritually sincere girl who loves Jesus… but also spirals at 2 AM wondering if she’s been ghosted by God.
Currently anchoring on: God Is With Me, But I Need My Buddies Too
Faith, friendship, and the theology of needing someone to split fries with — minus the Pinterest-filtered Bible verses.
Marshmallow Toast is where I process spiritual spirals in real time — with Scripture, doubt, emotional honesty, and the occasional cockroach anecdote.
Peanut Butter Toast
The financially responsible friend who tracks her net worth in Excel... and still splurges on overpriced coffee with zero guilt.
Currently calculating: The 1-Cent Money Hack That’ll Make You Rich (Eventually)
Where compound interest meets oat milk budgeting — and petty purchases become spiritual lessons.
Peanut Butter Toast is personal finance with feelings: practical, emotionally unhinged, and deeply allergic to traditional money advice.
Cookie Butter Toast
The office realist who survives corporate chaos with petty professionalism.
Currently setting boundaries through: If You Don’t Document It, It Didn’t Happen
Because vibes don’t count in corporate — but spreadsheets and quiet revenge absolutely do.
Cookie Butter Toast is where I translate corporate nonsense into survival strategies, write passive-aggressive email templates, and share receipts (literal and emotional).
Fried Egg Toast
The health nerd who questions everything before trying it.
Currently working through: I Am My Own Tamagotchi
A health-tracking spiral turned wake-up call — burnout, protein, and the joy of logging off.
Fried Egg Toast is health writing for the skeptically curious — where every wellness trend becomes a personal experiment, and the Apple Watch is both hero and villain.
Lavender Toast
The chaotic food nerd who treats gluten-free, dairy-free living like a science experiment.
Current fixation: The Gadget That Gave Me Back Control
My kitchen era started with a McMuffin maker and a mild identity crisis. Growth is paused — blame counter space.
Lavender Toast is where gadget reviews become lifestyle essays, and every appliance purchase is a quiet attempt at personal reinvention.